Why study law?

In the words of Monsieur Howell, le sage,


"If in four and a half years all my dreams are dead and i have no life, i could just become a lawyer!"
"Even if I don't want to be a lawyer, which I don't, it'll show that I'm clever and stuff."

say what up to my aptly dubbed-by-ash "spirit animal".

we are wretched emos and barren hobos.

Woke up this morning with purple-stained lips.

I wanted to down a bottle of red wine. I thought to mention it here. I thought a gif of someone *cough pouring half a bottle of wine into a beer glass would make this post more visually interesting. I couldn't find this gif I saw on tumblr a few days ago. Now I feel less inclined to drink up. The internet wears me down.

...

I could still drink. What has become of my life.